ASTRONAUT CAMELTOE ON CLIMATE CHANGE AND SPACE DEBRIS

This live stream focuses on developments in the rhetoric of space. Wearing a typical augmented reality harness, the commander of the International Space Station, unable to close her legs and sporting a cringy and unappetizing cameltoe, speaks to the president of the European Parliament. In turn, the politician is often unable to string grammatical sentences together, and spews remarkable newspeak nonsense. By the end, they reveal plans to achieve ‘space debris neutrality’ alongside the goals of ‘carbon neutrality.’ The event shows just how useless and out of touch with reality both space and government agencies have become. They are are completely unconcerned with social issues in the world, and are focused on pushing this racket on the mind controlled and gullible population.