Tonight we will examine some recent NASA propaganda in which they seek to peddle STEM degrees and collect applications for asstronauts at the same time. The extra S in ‘the neologism ‘asstronaut’ makes a double historical connection – the NAZI SS and Jack Parsons’ Satanism. The unfortunate connection I am making here is with asses, that is donkeys – for that, I apologize for such intelligent animals, donkeys, for the dishonor of being compared to asstronauts.
HOW TO BECOME AN ASSTRONAUT
